Tonto is a big tabby cat. He used to be a tiny grey kitten with green eyes, but has since become a big tabby with yellow eyes. We're pretty sure goblins stole the kitten in the night, but we're happy with his replacement.
Tonto is very placid, very big and rules the house in a mild and benevolent manner. His hobbies include sleeping, eating, napping and the occasional snooze.
puss puss puss
I highly resent the implication that I am not clean.
I like to sleep in the sun, but it's just TOO DAMN BRIGHT.
Tiger in the grass.
Sensitive about thinning on top, Tonto tried a patented Leonberger Hair toupee.
He was confident that no one would know.
I see a bug.
For the love of God! At least turn off the camera flash!
He won't leave me alone. Make the dog leave me alone.
Morning already? But I've only been asleep for 11 hours.
The papparazzi! How did they find me?
Don't look at me! I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!
I appear to have got myself stuck up this chimney.
I apologise greatly for the inconvenience. Can you pull me out please?