Jacqueline and Trent live in Melbourne, Australia. More specifically, in Prahran, in a house with a green fence, a front porch, a fig tree, an avocado tree, three lemon trees [Note to original house owner: three lemon trees? Could you not have put in at least one orange tree? Or limes, maybe?], one eucalyptus tree (home to one possum) and a truly impressive patch of dirt, which may have been a lawn with actual grass in a previous life; we can't remember that far back.

You may remember us from such cities as Auckland, Christchurch, Whakatane, Rotorua or Melbourne. Or you may not remember us at all, due to our superb powers of disguise and uncanny abilities to stay one step ahead of the law. We'd like to tell you what we've been up to, but ASIO forbids it. Email us, and if you make it through our rigid security checks, we'll dictate a note to our feline minion and get back to you. (Please note the minion does not have opposable thumbs and is currently asleep on a pile of clean washing. Delays may occur.)

Also, here are pictures of animals in hats. Hey, if I have to buy an expensive feathery hat thing to go to the races, then why shouldn't everyone else have wear it too?

I am SO EMBARRASSED. Please please oh please let my friends not see this.

 

Ha ha ha, Scout looked stupid but I look GREAT! Right? Right?

 

I was sleeping. I am displeased.